Dr Strangelove

MIRVS or Multiple Independent Reentry Vehicles are not be allowed in high schools and here’s why:

1. Gym dodgeball is already horrifying enough! All of a sudden one ball becomes 10 and eastern Ohio is no longer inhabitable.
2. Because history class shouldn’t become history
3. Because show and tell would become too competitive. Bill brings a hamster and Sarah deploys a suborbital warhead cluster. Not fair!