Dr Strangelove

It’s my lack of full spectrum dominance of your headspace. I, along with many government agencies have been beaming signals into your heads for 40 plus years. Well 247 years if you count the government’s previous use of witches.

My CIA handlers would like to extend a heart felt, “opps, that sucked,” to everyone named Jason and Todd. Not due to any wrong doing but because historically Jason’s tend to suck and Todd is just a funny fucking name.

I am now approved to say a word from our sponsors!

Ju Jitsu, “yeah it’s really gay just like us.” And Raytheon, “ we literally know exactly what you’re thinking, because we put those thoughts there bitches!”

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr! Fuck you! Im eating.