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Rabid Llama removal
Write about a few of your favorite family traditions. My family has long been involved in zombie alpaca and rabid llama removal all along the west coast of South America. Being 850 feet beneath Cusco Peru 🇵🇪 airport our lair has been in operation since the 1650’s. Yes the airport has been there that long.…
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As an atomic powered doctor
I think my name will live fifteen minutes past eternity. well certainly last longer than Detroit. Which may be implying I am lactose intolerant. I would like to assure everyone in my administration not currently be cremated, will be subjected to further scrutiny. Thank you very much in advance, Your stalker
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If someone says I’ve never been so offended
You could consider saying, “bitch you’re in a hurry to be that offended everyday.”
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Doesn’t transgenderism
Take for granted that “god must have made a mistake”? Really? Seems kinda suspiciously arrogant. Maybe consider virtue signaling shows you have none? Or maybe you think cutting off your kids parts proves you’re truly superior? When I was 5 I thought I was Batman. Didn’t make it true. I just thank God my parents…
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Most think NGA
stands for National Geospatial intelligence Agency. When in fact it stands for Negligent unGreatful AssClowns. But I only say this as fact because it is. Their arrogant attitude negatively impacts the DIA’s mission PERIOD. Also half the time I was in your building in DC I was with a friend from the DIA. I asked…
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Remote viewing
So CIA, I once worked for your sister organization NGA. I call them sister cause they kinda seem like arrogant bitches in my experience. However I seem to remote view often while falling asleep. 🤷♂️😁🍀 My best paying job payed 10k a month and I’ll work for you for much much less than this. Government…
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Submariner Real?
Also, Im not a nazi. I have a Stalingrad Soviet medal, a British medal and Alexander the Great silver coins. I love to touch history.
Dr Strangelove 