Tag: dailyprompt
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Yes from Omnipresence
Do you need a break? From what? Being everywhere simultaneously and being spread infinitely throughout the universe is very tiring. Instantly becoming aware of all things everywhere kinda takes the surprise out of things and it’s impossible not to see it coming.
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Head butting a Ford traveling at 40 mph
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do it? I’m going to guess a hard push. Maybe being bounced off a hood of another vehicle would encourage me.
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Oh that’s easy
What do you complain about the most? It’s my lack of full spectrum dominance of your headspace. I, along with many government agencies have been beaming signals into your heads for 40 plus years. Well 247 years if you count the government’s previous use of witches. My CIA handlers would like to extend a heart…
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Rabid Llama removal
Write about a few of your favorite family traditions. My family has long been involved in zombie alpaca and rabid llama removal all along the west coast of South America. Being 850 feet beneath Cusco Peru 🇵🇪 airport our lair has been in operation since the 1650’s. Yes the airport has been there that long.…
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First name
Write about your first name: its meaning, significance, etymology, etc. Translates to “God is gracious “ and you’re getting to know me, so it’s safe to assume he very much is.
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You’re people too
If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be? My pet is under the impression they don’t deserve kindness, affection or respect. I tell them all the time I love them, but being a human female she just understands she doesn’t deserve it. (Joking! Relax) 🤔😁💯
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DIA
What’s your dream job? Back up singer for No Means No or maybe a professional drummer since I drum and cannot sing. maybe an official groupie for Fire From The Gods or Sevendust. I’m kidding. I already had it as an intelligence analyst at the Defense Intelligence Agency. Being approached and offered a job there…
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If you could un-invent something, what would it be? The temporal toaster, that travels through time to toast bread instantaneously. Sometimes the toast appears with “friends” or just too many questions.
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What makes a good leader? Knowing it’s not about you, but those you GET to supervise and your mission plus intentions. A mix of confidence, capability, humor, adaptability and the acquired wisdom that may have lead to them being in that position. However just like cream, shit floats. Intent is super important.
Dr Strangelove 